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There’s hundreds of bookworms scattered throughout fiction and many of us love these characters because they depict our deepest love: books. We bookworms can relate to the character who can’t put down the book, but are these characters an accurate representation? Not by a long shot. You see, writers glamorize bookworms to cast them in a better light because we bookworms like to think of ourselves equivalent to the likes of Belle. But my fellow bookworms, its time to be honest. No more will we lie to ourselves! We bookworms are much more wild than our fictional counterparts. We are absolutely CRAZED. Need some proof? Keep on reading buddy, but prepare yourself. Otherwise I have to get into my whole “YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!” lecture and no one likes a long blog post.
First up, Belle from Disney’s Beauty and the Beast. That’s right, beautiful and sweet Belle. Voice like an angel and waist smaller than my hand Belle. But it is not these reasons that I hold against my favorite princess, no because it’s Disney, what do you expect? Let’s talk about the beginning of Beauty and the Beast. First, when the sheep rips a page from her book and then goes on to eat it, does Belle even hesitate? No, she goes on with her song, shakes her head at the little sheep and moves on with her life.
Let’s look at how that would have gone down in reality. We would be singing along, proclaiming our love for books to the world and when the sheep would have the audacity to rip one of our beloved pages from our book, the song would end. Abruptly. That sheep would get shaved faster than the speed of light. You want to eat my page sheep? Well now you’re naked, get ready because that awkward walk into school naked dream is about to happen.
And what about that time that Gaston threw Belle’s book in the mud? She shrugged it off and politely indicated he get lost and that was that. You wanna know what would happen if someone through my book in the mud? Well, I can’t get into the specifics (legality issues) but I can tell you, it would not be pretty.
And what about dear Bella Swan from Twilight? She was a self proclaimed book enthusiast, always raving about the classics until her paranormal boyfriend shows up. Well, we bookworms can relate to Bella on one level, always comparing fictional love interests to those found in real life, but here is where we differ: Boys in real life, never live up to boys in fiction. Bella found Edward completely perfect and honestly, the heart of a true bookworm has already been captured. Sorry boys.
Finally, there’s poor Henry Bemis from The Twilight Zone. This poor fella just can’t catch a break. Everyone keeps interrupting his time to read so much so that he has to hide in a vault to escape the pesty nuicances. Writers made him much too tame, in reality bookworms would have first given a fierce warning and then would have ATTACKED!
It’s time to shake the chains off, own the truth fellow bookworms! Embrace it! We are fierce, we are feral, we are CRAZED!
Do you feel the same way? Share below and happy reading!